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Who kills the bugs: america will smash those motherfrickers into ANOTHER UNIVERSE, literally.
Who hogs the sheets: kate. kate kate kate kate, but america too?? kate bc shes USED TO HAVING SO MANY america bc shes used to sleeping alone and being cold bc of it ♥
Who hates mornings: kate
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee: kate
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law: america hasnt ever met kates family but. would probs not get along well
Who drives: driving is for not young avengers, probably, are they even old enough to drive what the heck
Who gets horny in awkward public places: nah
Who had a scene phase: both 
Who wore braces: America
Who got bullied: Kate
Who collects ceramic elephants: america brings back 1 from each universe she visits, why, why why why