Who kills the bugs: LAUGHS It’s Sam. It will always be Sam. Don’t look at us like that Sam they are NOT JUST BUGS SAM.
Who hogs the sheets: Bucky and Nat keep tugging the sheets from each other; Steve and Sam just learned to live with the cold.
Who hates mornings: Natasha. Bucky’s kind of indifferent to mornings. Sam and Steve are always right up and ready to get and get some knowledge!
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee: Natasha, probably
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law: u hhhhhh
Who drives: Steve probably. Let it be known that they cannot all fit onto his motorbike
Who gets horny in awkward public places: Casually skips
Who had a scene phase: Did any of them really have childhoods?? Except for Sam maybe, but I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t have a scene phase.
Who wore braces: Steve 
Who got bullied: S T EVE
Who collects ceramic elephants: Bucky finds them really great what a nerd