◢ ELEVEN YEARS OF KRAV MAGA THO

unlikely-course:

Laura has been taking classes since she was eight. Laura is a skilled martial artist like go back and watch Carmilla’s face she’s so delighted that Laura throat punched Will, then briefly terrified, and then delighted again until just before Will comes into frame with Laura meaning for a brief period of time Laura was handing a vampire’s ass to him seriously listen to all the thuds that certainly mean she’s landing significant hits

Laura Hollis can kill a man with her bare hands

Like, holy shit, Danny’s only been playing at this for three years. Imagine Danny being like “I’m gonna teach you a few moves to defend yourself!!!’ very earnestly and Laura’s like “lol okay” and effortlessly takes her to the mat and Danny’s just, such a confused puppy. She’s like, “wait I didn’t really show you…you caught me off guard…” and so they go again. And again. And again. Until Danny’s all-out sparring for her life and still ends with her flat on her back with a smug Laura going “pinned ya again.” Danny’s???? so???? baffled????? And Laura’s like “you’re so beautiful and your stance is so atrocious here let me show you.” It’s the beginning of a beautiful mentorship, this teeny elfling teaching her Amazon girlfriend how to do hand-to-hand.

This absolute blessing of a protagonist I stfg.