justaskawayworld:

Okay so this just occurred to me. Jason and Thalia are Zeus’s kids. Apollo, Artemis, Dionysus, and Hermes are Zeus’s kids too.

Imagine like the Stoll brothers decide to start a joke and manage to convince everyone from their cabin to start calling Jason ‘Uncle’ or something whenever they saw him and they did.

Now imagine this catching on to the other cabins whose godly parents are children of Zeus. So Jason is suddenly being called Uncle by a bunch of campers and he’s so lost and none of his friends are helping with it because it’s too funny. In fact Percy would probably encourage it.

And then the next time Hazel and Frank (or maybe even Reyna) visit they see this and even though they don’t do it at Camp Half Blood, the next time Jason is at Camp Jupiter suddenly all of the Apollo, Mercury, and Bacchus kids are all calling him ‘Uncle Jason’ too and he is pretty much ready to murder Frank and Hazel until Reyna does it too just to mess with him even though she’s not his niece on the godly side.

After a while this somehow becomes a regular thing and now everyone just refers to Jason as ‘Uncle Jason’ or ‘Uncle Jay’ regardless of who their godly parent is, even the new campers, and Jason just can’t bring himself to care anymore.

And then poor Thalia gets the title of Auntie the one time she decides to visit and is so lost and Jason pats her on the shoulder and says ‘accept it. It’s so much easier.’ and they just become the auntie and uncle of the camps.